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Old 06-18-2019, 06:34 AM
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Don't think bad of me but...

So when I was 17-18 I had this gal that I was seeing. She drug me in the bathroom and we started getting it on. We were drunk as hell. She had her jeans around her ankles, as did I and was bent over the sink. I was going to town.

She stopped me and said she was going to puke. So I did what any gentleman would do, I picked her up by her hips and waddled to the toilet never coming out. She had her hands on the rim and I started going again.

Guys, when she started puking my eyes got HUGE!

Her lady parts clamped down on my junk, it was so tight. I went from being drunk Jipped who can't cum because he is too drunk to a 5 pump chump!

I admit when I told my buddies about this they hesitantly gave me high fives but then told me I was an asshole. I mean i was a kid, right? My hormones were in total control. Am I a depraved sex fiend? Should I have let her vomit before I started again?

Anyway, this is my story. I remember it like it was yesterday. One of the high points of my sexual career. (or low points, depends on how you look at it)

Note: we dated for 2 more years off and on and never talked about that incident again.
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Old 06-18-2019, 07:18 AM
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LOL I probably would of done the same
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Old 06-18-2019, 12:00 PM
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A good bf never leaves (or in this case, pulls out) his partner when they are hurling

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did you at least grab her by the hair so it didn't get messy????
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Lol, what's done is done and I think mid stroke, I might have done the same at that age. Sounds like it didn't bother her and that's the most important thing.

They say that women who do keigel exercises and learn to contract their Vag at will can really show a guy a good time!
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Did you try sticking your finger down her throat during sex after that?
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Old 06-18-2019, 01:27 PM
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By the way...don't try looking up a funny pic to post of that...you'll throw up
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Did she wash her hands?
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I just got hard thinking about it.
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Sorry, I can’t be around pukers or I puke. Nuttin and puking at he same time doesn’t sound fun to me at all.
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