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Old 06-19-2019, 06:02 AM
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I have always wondered about a gal with bad allergies. Rub some ragweed on the pillow then take the allergy girl home and she will start sneezing while you are going to town.

Why would I even think of stuff like that? I am sick!
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Iím shocked at the behaviors and attitudes found in this thread.

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I kinda feel bad to this day but many years ago I was dating and living with a girl. She graduated from nursing school and got so drunk (grain alcohol) I had to carry her in the house on my shoulder. When I set her down on the bed she threw up all over me and herself. I immediately stripped both of us down and ran to get a towel, when I came back she was sitting up bent over in doggy style position and instant wood so I started working on her and popped in and quickly finished and then noticed she was actually passed out sitting up like that breathing heavy(which I thought she was moaning) and then she just rolled over and started snoring.

I felt bad the next day because she told me " I know what you did last night and don't appreciate i!!". to this day I don't think she was conscious for it, only realizing it after she woke up and was naked and sticky.
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So when I was 17-18 I had this gal that I was seeing. She drug me in the bathroom and we started getting it on. We were drunk as hell. She had her jeans around her ankles, as did I and was bent over the sink. I was going to town.

She stopped me and said she was going to puke. So I did what any gentleman would do, I picked her up by her hips and waddled to the toilet never coming out. She had her hands on the rim and I started going again.

Guys, when she started puking my eyes got HUGE!

Her lady parts clamped down on my junk, it was so tight. I went from being drunk Jipped who can't cum because he is too drunk to a 5 pump chump!

I admit when I told my buddies about this they hesitantly gave me high fives but then told me I was an asshole. I mean i was a kid, right? My hormones were in total control. Am I a depraved sex fiend? Should I have let her vomit before I started again?

Anyway, this is my story. I remember it like it was yesterday. One of the high points of my sexual career. (or low points, depends on how you look at it)

Note: we dated for 2 more years off and on and never talked about that incident again.
you did the right thing my friend ....the same girl I wrote about in my post above I guess got me back...we were going at it one time missionary and when she was coming she ripped out a huge gigantic loud stinky ass fart....let's just say I didn't finish...so I guess we were even.
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I had an incident sort of like you guys, but probably not as comical. I was dating a chick from work years ago, and her and another lady (from our job too) went out to Applebee's for drinks. They invited me, but I knew if I went i'd just have to kick down $$$ for drinks, and besides, i'd probably see her later any way for free , so I declined and sat at home...probably posting on these forums

Anyway, they go, get drunk, and then the bartender calls me and asks if I knew them, and if I could go and pick them up because they were too drunk. Ugh, so I go and get them, and when I pull up to Applebee's, the damn chick is passed out in the grass in front of the restaurant and people were walking past her laughing. I was laughing and kind of embarrassed because people obviously were looking at me too.

I finally get her up, and she told me, "Martha's in the bathroom passed out." I was like WTF!?! So I had to go up in the women's joint to get her out. She was passed out on the toilet while taking a piss I guess. I had somebody pull her pants up and shit.

We get ready to go, and they left all their purses and shit at the bar like dumbfukk's and somebody either charged like $300 for drinks and food to their account, or took out cash from their purses...I can't remember, but it suits them well for being retard amateur drinkers.

We get to the girls pad, and she brushes her teeth and then goes back to her room and halfway...or fully, lol, passes out on her bed, but on her hands and knees, ass up, and head in the bed Her friend was passed out nextto her on the bed too talking out loud while the room was spinning on her in lala-land. Anyway, I go to town on the girl I was dating, and while getting g the groove on, the other girl gets a moment of clarity and was like, "You guys are having sex next me?" I told her, you want to join or continue to be a spectator and talking out loud? She just turned over and passed out, lol.

Anyway, after I was done, I tucked her in, and left.

LEFT!

Went to Del Taco on my way home and ate!

She called me the next day and was like...."Why did you leave?"

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Well at least she didn't puke on you LMAO?
Why do they always pass out with their asses up in the air??
I can't count hpw many times I was out at bars with friends and the drunk chicks were so careless with their purses and shit and so open sexually....

Being the only sober one in the bar - wow it was like the twilight zone.
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All perfectly acceptable depravity IMO.
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