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Old 11-19-2017, 01:02 AM
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jjjeeezzzzuuss... I cant honestly say I have had alot of "bad" dates but I think tonight I got a dose of what others feel when sharing similar stories. Ok, so those that have known me for years would know Im just a simple country boy, I own my 06 F150 and live in a very modest house where the payments are well within a government salary. A good steak on the grill, a cold beer, and a good SEC game and Im pretty much as close peace and happiness as a man can get.

So tonight, I go out with this girl who I havent seen since high school (double digit years) and absolutely drop dead gorgeous. First 15 minutes at her house, a vodka sprite and things are going beautifully with the only odd exception being she gets me to break into a locked bedroom door at her parents house.....eh...so be it, she lives there. Head to the restaurant, she wants me to sit beside her and is on me like we have knonwn each other for years.....that last about 15 minutes....

After that, I dont eat right, (mind you weve reunited for the first time in 30 years for an hour now), my truck is too loud, I have very low standards in women, why am i not spending the night, we have no chemistry, I thought you were staying, I needed a psych exam before taking the job I have, I failed to answer in 20 seconds when the last time I ejaculated, and I failed to go to a bar after dinner (while everyone knew I had an hour a half drive afterwards) and about 30 minutes later shes a crying balling mess complaining about her husband divorcing her and marrying her best friend and how dare he call the cops on her when she went nuts when she found out he was cheating on her and wondering why she is undateable. The owner, waitress, and another friend of mine who happened to be there were looking at me like....wtf....

Sadly, I couldve perhaps endured the judging if I just knew she wouldve shut up even for a moment, but the switch flipped when she said I had very low standards in women after knowing me for an hour, although, at the moment given the company, I had a tendency to agree due to the fact I was even there.

Im not really sure I have enjoyed the sigh of relief as much as I did tonight when I drove away.
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Sounds like you should have at least hit it before you left so she could tell you were doing it wrong. Then maybe elaborate on you lowering your standards recently to find friendship. They are all crazy, just depends on how much we are willing to put up with.
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That is awful. I have had awkward dates but none that bad. better check your kitchen and make sure a bunny is not boiling.

Good thing you did not stay the night. She would be on you like a leech
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jjjeeezzzzuuss... I cant honestly say I have had alot of "bad" dates but I think tonight I got a dose of what others feel when sharing similar stories. Ok, so those that have known me for years would know Im just a simple country boy, I own my 06 F150 and live in a very modest house where the payments are well within a government salary. A good steak on the grill, a cold beer, and a good SEC game and Im pretty much as close peace and happiness as a man can get.

So tonight, I go out with this girl who I havent seen since high school (double digit years) and absolutely drop dead gorgeous. First 15 minutes at her house, a vodka sprite and things are going beautifully with the only odd exception being she gets me to break into a locked bedroom door at her parents house.....eh...so be it, she lives there. Head to the restaurant, she wants me to sit beside her and is on me like we have knonwn each other for years.....that last about 15 minutes....

After that, I dont eat right, (mind you weve reunited for the first time in 30 years for an hour now), my truck is too loud, I have very low standards in women, why am i not spending the night, we have no chemistry, I thought you were staying, I needed a psych exam before taking the job I have, I failed to answer in 20 seconds when the last time I ejaculated, and I failed to go to a bar after dinner (while everyone knew I had an hour a half drive afterwards) and about 30 minutes later shes a crying balling mess complaining about her husband divorcing her and marrying her best friend and how dare he call the cops on her when she went nuts when she found out he was cheating on her and wondering why she is undateable. The owner, waitress, and another friend of mine who happened to be there were looking at me like....wtf....

Sadly, I couldve perhaps endured the judging if I just knew she wouldve shut up even for a moment, but the switch flipped when she said I had very low standards in women after knowing me for an hour, although, at the moment given the company, I had a tendency to agree due to the fact I was even there.

Im not really sure I have enjoyed the sigh of relief as much as I did tonight when I drove away.
So, when you guys getting married?

On a serious note she could have been throwing the book at you to test your worthiness. Ya never know.
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i had a girl tell me she only went out with me because i was cute but really i was too poor for her we would never work out. i told her there were plenty of rich guys at the restaurant who could buy her dinner and give her a ride home. i walked right out the door and got in my cheap car and drove away.
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i had a girl tell me she only went out with me because i was cute but really i was too poor for her we would never work out. i told her there were plenty of rich guys at the restaurant who could buy her dinner and give her a ride home. i walked right out the door and got in my cheap car and drove away.
My sister been seeing this guy for almost 3 months now. He has money. Bought her a lot of things, which I didn’t agree with. When she came to me and asked me if I think he’s right for her, I told her if her feelings for him wouldn’t change if he was broke then yes, sounds good for her. To me, it’s pretty sad a woman loves a man for his wallet...
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